Kill Him Twice
It's against
the law in Beverly Hills -
She drew up her legs a mite, arranged
them on the divan, fluffed her skin - that is her skin colored peignor -
and said, "I really should change into something more hostessy, if you've
got the time."
"Baby, I haven't got that much time."
"The reason I was taking a nap - usually
I don't - was because of all the excitement. Guns, and bullets, and a man
was killed right outside my door practically."
"If I were you I'd move."
"But I'm so comfortable. Why don't
you over here instead? Did you hear about it, the man being killed, I mean?"
"I was the first to know."
"Wasn't it awful?"
"Terrible."
"Especially in Beverly Hills," she
said.
"I know," I replied, "It's against
the law in Beverly Hills!"